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发信人: aston (流连), 信区: Life_Quotation
标 题: 阿甘的话(4)
发信站: 浙江大学海纳百川站 (Wed Nov 6 15:13:59 2002), 转信
82.凡事皆有规则可循，但任何规则皆有例外---我就是其中之一。
Rules are made to be followed, but there are exceptions to all rules --
and I am one of them.
83.去钓鱼时，不要把钓到的小鱼丢回水中，即使你不吃它也会有大鱼去吃它。
When you go fishin', never keep the little fish.
You won't eat them, and the big fish will.
84.向前走时要看前方，向後退时要看後方，过马路时要留意四面八方。
When you're goin' frontwards, watch in front.
When you're backin' up watch in back.
Add look every which way when you cross the street.
85.有的人像我一样天生低能，有更多人随著年岁增加才愈来愈底能。
Some people, like me, are born idiots,
but many more become stupider as they go along.
86.当你看见有人打他的狗儿时，立刻用鞭子打他屁股。
If you see a guy beatin' his dog, whip his ass on the spot.
87.记得开辟一个种满漂亮蕃茄的菜园。
Keep a vegetable garden with lots of nice tomatoes.
88.如果你买了彩票，中奖机率便会大增。
标 题: 阿甘的话(4)
发信站: 浙江大学海纳百川站 (Wed Nov 6 15:13:59 2002), 转信
82.凡事皆有规则可循，但任何规则皆有例外---我就是其中之一。
Rules are made to be followed, but there are exceptions to all rules --
and I am one of them.
83.去钓鱼时，不要把钓到的小鱼丢回水中，即使你不吃它也会有大鱼去吃它。
When you go fishin', never keep the little fish.
You won't eat them, and the big fish will.
84.向前走时要看前方，向後退时要看後方，过马路时要留意四面八方。
When you're goin' frontwards, watch in front.
When you're backin' up watch in back.
Add look every which way when you cross the street.
85.有的人像我一样天生低能，有更多人随著年岁增加才愈来愈底能。
Some people, like me, are born idiots,
but many more become stupider as they go along.
86.当你看见有人打他的狗儿时，立刻用鞭子打他屁股。
If you see a guy beatin' his dog, whip his ass on the spot.
87.记得开辟一个种满漂亮蕃茄的菜园。
Keep a vegetable garden with lots of nice tomatoes.
88.如果你买了彩票，中奖机率便会大增。
Your chances of winnin' the lottery get a lot better if you buy a
tickeet.
89.甘叔叔劝人家说：「别成为大屁股彼特。」
Uncle Gump used to give this advice: "Never be no Big-Ass Pete".
90.学习内野高飞球的规则，这会使你更了解人生。
Learn the infield fly rule: this will give you a good perspective on
life.
91.肚子饿却身无分文时，便炖一锅杂烩吧....
If you are hungry and broke, make a stew.
92....不过，别吃猪的：1.猪肚 2.腌猪耳朵 3.猪耳三明治 4.猪关节 5.猪脑
6.猪鼻、猪眼或猪尾巴。要有礼貌地婉拒吃这些东西，因为有人爱吃得很。
...However, do not eat such things from pigs as: 1.Tripe 2.Souse
3.Sow's-ears sandwiches 4.Pig knuckles 5.Brains 6.Snouts, eyes, or
tails But always be polite when you decline these; some people find them
tasty.
93.不要当蚂蚁人，因为蚂蚁人的眼界很低。
Don't be no Ant-Man. An Ant-Man has very low horizons.
94.如果你不知道该往何处去，便可能哪里也到不了。
If you don't know where you are goin',
you will probably not wind up there.
95.没有人因为向别人道早安而破产。
Nobody ever went broke sayin' "good mornin'" to folks.
96.印第安人统治美国的时代，生活一定单纯许多。
Life must of been a lot simpler when the Indians ran this country.
97.有的人穿起八百美元的西装，看起来像个百万富翁，我穿的话看起来还是像小丑。
Some people you can dress up in a $800 suit and they look like a
million bucks; me, I still look like a bozo.
98.吹牛是一回事，信以为真是另一回事。
It is one thing to talk bullshit; it is another to believe it.
99.不要拿有印第安人肖像的木质钱币。
Don't take any wooden Indians.
100.怕热的话就离烤箱远一点。
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
101.如果你不爽，请滚蛋---但别在走出去时被门的把手打到屁股。
If you don't like it, leave ---
and don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out.
102.如果水深不见底，跳进去时脚先落水，不要俯冲下水。
If you can't see the bottom, jump in, don't dive.
103.别用棍子去戳猴子。
Don't poke sticks at the monkeys.
104.除非你是坏蛋，否则诚为上策。
Honesty is the best policy unless you are a crook.
105.平庸乏味杀死猫。
Mediocrity killed the cat.
106.发生好笑的事才笑。
Only laugh when somethin' is funny.
107.不要同时扎腰带又用吊带，别人会以为你发神经。
Never wear a belt and suspenders at the same time;
people might think you are paranoid.
108.一定要能在回首前尘时感叹：「至少我没有浑浑噩噩渡过一生。」
Always be able to look back and say
"At least I didn't lead no humdrum life".
--
今日我酒意未消， 明天不再酩酊大醉； 今日再饮一杯酒， 明天开始新生涯。
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