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发信人: aston (流连), 信区: Life_Quotation
标 题: 阿甘的话(3)
发信站: 浙江大学海纳百川站 (Wed Nov 6 15:11:34 2002), 转信
55.如果你不必准时到某个地方，尽可能搭火车。
Whenever you can, take the train--
prividin' you ain't got to be nowhere on time.
56.永远记得说「谢谢」，即使你不想道谢也不例外。
Always say "thank you", even if you don't mean it.
57.若非必要，不要找藉口。
Do not make excuses unless you have to.
58.蜂蜜能比醋引来更多苍蝇，如果你喜欢抓苍蝇，
用垃圾可以比这两种东西吸引更多苍蝇。
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar,
but you can also catch more flies with garbage than either of the other
two--
assumin' you are into catchin' flies.
59.失败要趁年轻时，年纪愈大就愈难东山再起。
If you're gonna screw up, do it while you are young.
Older you get, harder it is to bounce back.
60.有人朝电风扇扔大便时，赶快动手制止，即使不择手也无妨。
When the shit is about to hit the fan, do somethin' --
even if it is wrong.
61.穿拖鞋时不要想跑赢别人。
Don't try to outrun nobody if you're wearin' sandals.
62.绝对不要把水跟巧克力搅和在一起。
Never mix water with chocolate.
63.在陌生人面前不要喝醉。
Do not get drunk around strangers.
64.如果有人问你乾净的心灵和乾净的身体何者重要时，告诉他两者不该拿来比较。
If you have to make a choice between a clean mind and a clean body,
it oughtn't to be no contest.
65.每当有人说「我来帮你。」时，看紧你的钱包。
Whenever somebody says "I am here to help you", hold on your wallet.
66.人生像个大抽水马桶，为了大家著想，千万别兴风作浪。
Life can be one big toilet, so for all oursakes, don't make waves.
67.劳动是醉鬼们的咀咒，所以除非绝对必要，别去工作。
Work is the curse of the drinking class, so don't work unless
it is absolutely necessary.
68.如果有人说你既无知又冷血，回答他：「我不知道，而且我也不在乎。」
If somebody says you have a problem with ignorance and apathy,
just say, "I don't know, and I don't give a shit".
69.除了你的直觉以外，别相信任何事。
Don't trust nothin' except your instinct.
70.不要忘记你的电话号码。
Try not to forget your telephone number.
71.觉得极度沮丧时，去读圣经「约伯记」，看看那个冤大头必须经历多少苦难。
When you are feelin' really down, read the Book of Job,
and see what that sombitch had to go through!
72.别为小事流汗卖力，可能的话根本不要流汗，这样可以省下买体香剂的钱。
Do not sweat the small stuff; for that matter, do not sweat at all,
as it will save you money on deodorant.
73.除非真的想要，否则别买你买不起的东西。
Do not buy stuff you cannot afford, unless you really want to.
74.无知是了解人万物之钥，一个无知的人常常吃惊。
Ignorance is the key to everthing in life.
An ignorant person is constantly surprised.
75.人们都说地球是圆的，如果你不想相信这种说法，就别相信它。
People say the earth is round.
But you don't have to believe it if you don't want to.
76.四下无人时，当白痴是很有趣的。
Bein' an idiot is a lot of fun when ain't nobody lookin'.
77.阿拉巴马大学足球队的教练「布莱恩熊」一向公平，
他把我们每个球员都当垃圾看待。
Coach Bear Bryant was always fair.
He treated every one of us like trash.
78.甘妈妈常说：「强奸、暴动和革命带来色情後，狗杂种便成为人人的口头禅。」
Mama Gump used to say: "Rape, riot, and revolution give rise to
prostitution when sonofabitch becomes a household word".
79.跟别人打架时，首先要拿炒菜锅或任何东西敲你自己的脑袋，通常你的对手便会开
溜,他们会想你连自己的头都敢打，那又会对他们使什麽手段呢？
You get into a fight, first thing you do is whang yourself over the
head with a fryin' pan or somethin'. Usually, your opponent will then
run away,figgerin' that if you was willing to do that to yourself,
than what was fixin' to do to him!
80.不要穿替别人产品作广告的T恤。
Do not wear T-shirts which advertise somebody else's products.
81.如果你把钱塞在嘴□，会被别人看成怪物。
If you put your money where your mouth is,
you will look very strange to other people.
--
今日我酒意未消， 明天不再酩酊大醉； 今日再饮一杯酒， 明天开始新生涯。
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