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发信人: aston (流连), 信区: Life_Quotation
标 题: 阿甘的话(2)
发信站: 浙江大学海纳百川站 (Wed Nov 6 15:08:48 2002), 转信
28.有些时候你不能让正义感妨碍你的行动。
There are times when you cannot let the right thing stand in your way.
29.人人都觉得大便是自己的香，但可别被这种想法蒙蔽。
To each, his own ca-ca smells sweet --
but do not be fooled by this.
30.不要喝汤，喝汤会把你的胃灌满水。
Do not drink soup; it puts a lake in your stomach.
31.别跟外号叫「骨牌」的家伙掷骰子赌博。
Do not ever roll dice with a guy called "Bones".
32.你可以是个白痴，但不要当傻瓜。
You may be an idiot, but try not to be stupid.
33.不要吮自己的大姆指或是任何人的姆指，这很重要。
Do not suck your thumb-or anybody else's, for that matter.
34.你如果天生命盘不好，楣星永远会在你屁股上发光，连坐著的时候也不例外。
When you are born under the wrong star,
it will shine upon your butt forever-even while you are seated.
35.忘了「别发怒---要报复。」这句话，
如果你真的火冒三丈，尽管去把那个混 白 扁。
Forget "Do't get mad--get even". If you're really mad,
go ahead and stomp that sucker flat!
36.想尿尿时不要声张，尽管去尿，否则等一下就可能来不及尿。
If you got to pee, do not talk about it. Just do it.
Might not to be time later.
37.手指沾著果酱时不要弹钢琴，嘴边有果酱时不要吹萨克斯风。
Do not play the piano with jely on your fingers.
Also, do not play saxophone with jely in your mouth.
38.永远要对妈妈和言悦色。
Always be nice to your mama.
39.大多数人一开口便成为哑巴。
Most people don't dumb till they start talkin'.
40.切记：宁可不玩女人也不可错过别人的直言责备。
Remember this: peace of mind over piece of ass.
41.如果有人希望把你的一生改编成电影，不要相信他的话。
Be very suspicious if somebody says they want to make
a movie of your life story.
42.不要吃你叫不出名字的东西。
Do not eat anything you do not know what it is.
43.如果你想哭，就独自一个人哭，而且赶快哭完。
You got to cry, do it by yourself, and be quick about it.
44.人生在世要有吃屎的心理准备，最好一次不要超过一口。
Be prepared to take some shit in life;
just do not take more than a mouthful at a time.
45.当心名字後面有数目字的人。
Beware of people that put numbers after their names.
46.别在写著「副警长专用」的停车场停车。
Do not park in a space that says "Reserved for Sheriff's Deputies".
47.别太相信报纸所写的，你只要看看四周发生了什麽事便可知道更多。
Do not put stock in newspapers;
you can find out more just lookin' around at what is goin' on.
48.人生如橡皮筋，拉得愈紧愈难恢复原状，所以当心一失足成千古恨。
Life is like a rubber band; harder you go forward, harder you snap back.
So do not make slip-ups.
49.当你觉得承受不公平负担时，告诉自己有时候人生便是如此。
When you feel there is an unfair burden on your shoulders,
that's just the way it is sometimes.
50.永远要行得正站得稳，除非你良心叫你不要这麽做。
Always try to do the right thing,
unless your conscience tells you otherwise.
51.为了保存体力不要到外面去惹麻烦。
自动上门的麻烦就够你受了。
To save energy, do not go out lookin' for trouble;
chances are, it will find you soon enough.
52.乞丐和你我没有不同，除了他们一文不名之外。
随时带著多馀零钱施舍乞丐。
A beggar is no different than you or me, 'cept he ain't got no money.
Always keep some spare change to give a beggar.
53.不要在公共场所咒骂、喊叫、或呕吐，否则会引人侧目，接著可能会惹祸上身。
Do not cuss, holler, pee, or throw up in public places or otherwise
call attention to yourself, as it will probably get you in trouble.
54.切记两件事：不要粉刷房子或搬动家俱。
Two rules: do not never paint houses or move fruniture.
--
今日我酒意未消，
明天不再酩酊大醉；
今日再饮一杯酒，
明天开始新生涯。
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